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Here you'll find news you won't find ANYWHERE else. News that's just plain bizarre. As well as unique and unusual. News that is just plain unbelievable, if you can believe it. Some of the news articles here also have a shocking picture to go along with it. Because a picture is worth a thousand words! Some of these incredible stories, articles, & pictures are so weird, so unbelievably strange, that they could easily belong in a tabloid. The kind with scary aliens on the covers. But they're not in any tabloid. They're right HERE! And this section isn't like one of those sleazy tabloids. The news here has real standards, dammit! Serious, journalistic standards of newsworthy reporting. Although where those standards are, how high or low they are, is unknown. But they're there somewhere!

The newsworthy news here is just that. Newsworthy. If it wasn't, it wouldn't BE here! The journalistic style of the stories here is NOT like the typical mass media slant. The news reports here are flavored diffently, without using too many spices. And are served up RAW. Without being overcooked, or even cooked at all. Also, the articles here are unleashed without any political bias or spin. Because too much spinning can make a reader dizzy, even nauseous. And feeling nauseous can be bad. The news here has only ONE primary qualification, & it's a very important one: Is it readable? Because if it isn't readable, then no one will read it! And what would be the point of news that isn't read? So, newsworthy news reader, proceed. But only if you can handle it. The truth, that is. Because it's out there. And the choice is yours. Can you handle the truth?

Bizarre news
articles, stories &
shocking pictures
available
ONLY HERE

Strange news
that is:
Weird
Freaky
Irregardless
Not without standards
Not in a sleazy tabloid

WARNING!
Reader & Viewer
discretion is advised!

Much of the bizarre news here is very strange, & downright shocking. And the shocking pictures here are just that. Shocking. The news & pictures here are for reasonably mature readers & viewers only. If you feel that you are not mature enough to handle the subject matter in these incredible news accounts & pictures, then you cannot proceed further than this page! Clicking any of the buttons on this page means that you have agreed to assume full responsibility for your own maturity, & that you are responsible enough to make this judgment of whether or not you are mature enough, or not. It also means that you have agreed to cautiously exercise due caution. And that you will proceed carefully, under your own recognizance. And finally, you agree that you have read, understood, & accepted these terms, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.