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Mars Face 01

Is there life on Mars? This debate has raged for decades. And if there IS life on our mysterious neighbor, the red planet Mars, is it intelligent? Or is Mars inhabited only by bacteria & other microbes? Many space probes have been sent there to answer this question. And have discovered many possible signs of life on Mars, such as the presence of water. But if there was any remaining doubt regarding the presence of life on the red planet, that doubt has been completely eliminated by the picture on the right. And the debate is finally over.

The picture is quite clear. This very shocking photograph shows a mysterious formation of small rocks on the surface of Mars. It was taken secretly by one of the Mars rovers, at a secret location. This very stunning, very shocking picture was secretly obtained from a secret subsection of the secretive NASA Dept of Secrets, whose location & even very existence is a secret. It shows several small, round pebbles arranged in a particular order. Either these pebbles arranged themselves by pure coincidence, due to weather & shifting sands. Or they were put there by an intelligent lifeform. By intelligent Martians.

What are the Martians trying to say? Are they happy to see us? Are they trying to welcome us as friends? Or are they making fun of us? Perhaps they're smiling at us because they think it's funny that we've lost several of our Mars probes. Or worse, perhaps the Martians are responsible. Maybe THEY are the ones who have trashed or stolen some of our Mars probes. If so, not only is this rude, but they could be held legally liable. It costs a lot of money to send probes to Mars!

This is the new Mars debate. The question no longer is whether there is life on Mars. That's obvious. The question now is, what is this message made of rocks trying to say? Before jumping to conclusions, more research is needed. More Mars probes must be sent to the red planet. And eventually, humans must go there. This Mars Face picture is a clear invitation. And it's time we accepted that invitation.