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This is a special subsection devoted exclusively to news coverage of UFOs & Aliens. The kind of aliens that does NOT come from across any Earth border. Yes, that's right. Those aliens. The REAL ones. From outer space. The news here is especially odd & freaky because of the strange subject matter. Aliens from other planets are also known as ETs, or extraterrestrials. Also known as EBEs, or Extraterrestrial Biological Entities. Not to be confused with another type of EBEs, Erotic Biological Entities, which are humans with a strong sex drive. Although there are EEBEs, or Erotic Extraterrestrial Biological Entities, which are aliens with a strong sex drive. Many of these are ETs not getting enough, so they come to Earth looking for additional sex partners. A special category of aliens includes some Earth politicians. These are the bad ones. The really freaky type of alien lifeforms, & the scariest of all. Many of them look just like humans, but are really aliens in disguise. Possibly cold blooded reptilians. And many of them seem to be driven by an overwhelming madness to control as many humans as possible, obtain as much power as they can, & rule the entire world.

Are aliens from outer space real? Many people would say, "Duh." Are aliens HERE, now, on Earth? Again, many would say, "Duh." But WHY are aliens here? Other than the ones looking for sex, are the rest of them here for a reason? Or did they just get lost while looking for intelligent civilizations? Or did they just want to get away from their home planet & have some fun? If the aliens ARE here for a reason, what do they WANT from us? Are they friendly, or hostile? Republican or Democrat? Most importantly, what do aliens think of our TV shows? Do they like "Star Trek," & other science fiction shows created on Earth? And who do the aliens think was the best starship captain? Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, or one of the others? Also, if alien technology is so advanced, why did a UFO crash near Roswell in 1947? And were the alien bodies tested for alcohol? For the shocking answers to these & other questions, you may want to look elsewhere. But while you're here, why not read the bizarre news story here? It may just answer one or more of these important questions. Maybe.

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ETs: Not from Earth
Aliens: Some politicians
UFOs: Unusually Fast Objects
EBEs: Not Erotic Biological Entities

What's New

A brand new UFO picture. This Top Secret Photograph was taken at a secret, government UFO research facility. This very shocking picture shows the definitive conclusion of a backengineered UFO flight test involving 2, competing operating systems. Be sure to check it out: Backengineered UFOs: Linux Vs Windows. The picture alone says it all.

A brand new UFO picture. This amazing, new photograph is unmistakable proof that aliens are here! Be sure to check it out: Alien Balls: Large Spherical UFOs. If you can handle the truth.

Aliens are here!

The strange topic of UFOs & aliens is only for those who have an open mind. For those who can handle the truth. Just look around you. How many people around you are actually aliens in disguise? Probably quite a few. Bizarre behavior is usually a clue. And lately, it seems that are more & more aliens are coming here. So keep your eyes open, & observe carefully. You will KNOW who the aliens are, & who are not. Can you handle the truth?