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Large Spherical UFOs

Most UFOs are reported to be saucer shaped. Hence the phrase, 'Flying Saucer.' UFOs can have other forms or shapes, however. Like triangles, rectangles, or even pyramids. Others are cigar shaped, or cylindrical. And then there are the spheres, or ball shaped UFOs. From tiny, glowing orbs, to large spheres. From tiny balls to big balls. The picture to the right is an incredible, exclusive photograph of the latter category.

These amazing balls were seen hovering at least 1000 feet high, on a clear, sunny day. The sun was reflected brightly from the exotic materials of both spheres. They were completely silent, which is strongly indicative of electrogravitic propulsion. The technology aliens use. Unlike humans, aliens don't have to buy high priced hydrocarbon fuel from greedy Earth companies. And they don't have to operate primitive, internal combustion machines that are grossly inefficient & create high levels of pollution. But that's another story.

These incredible spheres are perfectly round, which is another telltale sign of highly advanced technology. They were silently suspended in mid air one moment, then suddenly gone the next. They left so fast, it was like they went to warp speed. They disappeared in a flash of light. The question isn't whether these balls are of human or alien origin. That's obvious. The question now is, why are aliens brazenly showing us their balls in broad daylight?

This picture is unmistakable proof that aliens are here. And that they are advanced enough to fly perfectly round spheres across our skies. This photograph is also proof that aliens have big balls. The next question is, what do they want? Are the aliens here to simply spy on us? Or to simply let us know that they have the biggest balls?

 

        

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This very shocking picture

What a beautiful pair of balls! They're so shiny in the sunlight! Great picture!

I never realized aliens have such big balls! Those are huge! I sure wouldn't want to be underneath those balls if they were to descend.

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