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Backengineered UFOs:
Linux Vs Windows

This Top Secret Photograph was taken at a secret, government UFO research facility. As many people know, UFO technology has been backengineered for decades. The primary difficulty, however, has been being able to actually control the flying saucers that have been built. Reverse engineering is difficult enough. But alien technology is so ALIEN that mere humans needed a control system that could be understood & worked with. So 2 major, computer operating systems were tested with human built flying saucers: Linux & Windows.

Numerous flight tests were conducted. But the results were quite clear very early on. This shocking picture shows the definitive conclusion of one of these backengineered UFO flight tests. In test after test, Linux proved far more stable & reliable than the competing operating system. It also proved much easier to work with, & to adapt. In fact, test pilots who flew Linux flying saucers never encountered any major problems, like the Blue Screen of Death.

The government was pleasantly surprised at how efficient the Linux code is, as opposed to the bloated code of the competing, mainstream operating system. UFO research facility employees were also pleasantly surprised at how helpful the Linux community was. And at how much money was saved by using Linux. By the way, the poor test pilots who were in the Windows machine were shaken, but OK. And a lot wiser now. They have requested to continue testing only flying saucers with Linux installed. And they never want to see the Blue Screen of Death again.