Drive In Style! In this awesome hearse! This baby is really cool. It has lots of space inside, & it's very dependable. It's totally awesome! This gorgeous hearse is a real head turner, too! Freshly painted to the original, glossy black. You can't see any of the words that were on it, like 'Funeral Parlor.' The inside has been thoroughly cleaned, so there's no funeral parlor smell. And you can't tell there were any dead bodies in it!
Guys, this car is a babe magnet! It's great for picking up chicks! Women just love this car. At least those Gothic chicks do. The ones who wear those weird, kinky, black outfits. And who have those piercings all over. The girls who paint their lips & fingernails black & hang out in the cemetery at night. But they're cool chicks, man! And they really dig this hot looking car!