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Car Crash Dummies

Like to race cars? Like smashing them up? Have a high pain threshold? Then satisfy your need for speed as a car crash dummy! New positions available due to rapid turnover. Earn good pay in an exciting, new job! No experience necessary. Will train. You will be helping us understand & improve car crash worthiness & safety. Full benefits including medical, life insurance & funeral. Hurry! We need more meat for the grinder!

 

        

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