Like working on the cutting edge of technology? Enjoy exciting, new adventures? What could be more exciting than working in the nuclear industry? Motivated personnel urgently needed to clean up nuclear waste in several, old reactors. No experience necessary. Our company will train you! You will be supplied with a special uniform which should keep out most of the radiation. And a geiger counter so you can monitor how much radiation you have received.
You will receive full benefits. Full medical care & death benefits, with all funeral costs completely covered! Also, high quality dental care, in case any of your teeth fall out. And a complete hair care program, with custom hair restoration, in case your hair falls out, too. None of these things will happen, probably. But it's nice to know that our company will be there for you if it does. Because we care. So apply now! We need you!