Urgent! My gun is missing. I think I left it at the donut shop on Main Street, again. That's the 3rd time this month! I can't believe it. Everyone there knows who I am, since I'm a regular customer. So if you find it, just put it in a brown paper bag & keep it for me behind the front counter. I'll pick it up the next time I'm there. By the way, I just love your donuts! Especially the glazed ones with chocolate bits on top. Mmm.
I want to keep this anonymous, because I can't afford to get in trouble again. And I don't want my fellow police officers to make fun of me anymore. Plus, the chief will rip me a new one. Another, new one. So please keep this quiet! By the way, it's loaded, so don't shoot it! I need it back right away. Thanks!