Please help! We've lost our beloved, pet rattlesnake. He's 5 feet long, very thick, & 2, beautiful shades of gray in color. He has a small collar with a tag on it, which has our name, address, & phone number. So if you find him, please call us! But be advised: If you do see him, don't get too close. He's very sensitive, & likes to lash out & bite anyone he doesn't know. And don't let him get close to any pets, if you have any. Especially small dogs. He eats them. He especially likes poodles.
If he has a large bulge in the middle, it most likely means he's eaten another, small dog. If so, it's good news. He won't be searching for more, live food. He'll be a little slower then, & easier to catch. If he doesn't have a bulge, he may be hungry. So if you want to feed him, please toss him a couple of live mice. If you can't catch any, you can try dangling a snack in front of him. But you have to make it move so he thinks it's alive. And it needs to be a healthy snack. No sugar or preservatives! And we're trying to cut down on his cholesterol. If you do try to feed him, don't get too close. He'll kill you, if you don't know what you're doing.
Just give us a call, & we'll come right over & pick him up. He's a beloved part of the family. We really miss him! His name is Charles. Please help us find our beloved Charles.