Lovely, abandoned house for sale to discriminating buyer who wants a nice home for a very low price. It's a classic, 2 story house, with a large yard. Tall, iron fence with spikes & barbed wire on top surrounds the entire property for security & peace of mind. This unique house has been abandoned for several years due to strange circumstances. Local, real estate disclosure laws require me to let you know that several, brutal murders were committed inside. I'm also required to disclose that the house is haunted. Supposedly. But legal requirements aside, I don't believe in that rubbish! And neither should you!
This is not a haunted house! You may have heard some scary stories about it. But not to worry! They're only stories! It's not like the house is actually haunted by real ghosts. So don't believe all those nasty stories you may have heard! Like blood coming out of the walls. Or strange sounds & voices. Or objects that move by themselves. Or loud screams coming from the basement in the middle of the night. Just ignore all of those things. It's just your hyperactive imagination! And don't worry about any dead bodies in the yard. Most of them were dug up & moved years ago. Probably.
Most buyers are too scared of this house. Because of all the silly stories. But that's good news for you! It means you can buy this beautiful house for a much lower price! All of the blood stains have been cleaned off the walls & floor, so the house is ready for new occupants. If you want, I'll even have a priest bless the house. You know, just for fun, to put your mind at ease. If I can find a priest who will go near it. So ignore those crazy stories, make a down payment, & move in. And don't worry! Everything will be just fine.