This is no joke! Successful alligator farm for sale. I'm quitting the business due to a recent injury. I just can't continue after the loss of an arm & a leg. My loss is your gain! And it's a great opportunity, too! Everyone loves to see alligators. They're so exotic. People will gladly pay you just to see them.
Alligators make great pets, too! The bad reputation they have is totally unfair! They're actually quite lovable & adorable. Maybe it's that knowing grin they always display. It makes everyone smile. Like they're sizing you up prior to eating you. It's just so cute. They're also very intelligent. You can talk to them for hours, & they'll just lay there & listen. Unless they're hungry. Then they'll try to eat you. Just be sure to feed them first before you talk to them. They also love music. Classical music is best, since it really calms them down. Whatever you do, though, don't ever play any rap or heavy metal. They'll freak & go on a killing rampage!
Here's an important alligator tip. Keep them well fed at all times. Alligators are very grouchy when they're hungry. And a grouchy alligator is bad news. Also, never get too close to them. Especially when you feed them. The best part about alligators, though, is that you don't have to worry about what to feed them. They'll eat anything. Anything at all. Especially if it's moving. Like if you're too close to them at feeding time. They'll eat an arm & a leg. Also, be sure to never let them escape. Or they'll eat the neighbor's dog & scare the bejeezus out of everyone.
Owning an alligator farm is the perfect business. Especially if you love large reptiles with sharp teeth & a short fuse. This outstanding opportunity can be yours. For a very low price, too! And it won't even cost you an arm & a leg. Probably. Unless you're not careful.