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Nice, cheap home! Beautiful, sturdy, cardboard box for sale. Only $5! Choice location! It's in the alley in back of the Main Street liquor store. I cut a window in it, so it has a great view of the alley & the dumpster there. Lots of great stuff in the dumpster, too. And it's all free!

This beautiful box has been my home for 3 years, & I've taken good care of it. Although it got a little waterlogged from some rainstorms. But it's holding up! We've been through a lot together. But I'm moving, so you can have this box for real cheap. I found a bigger box. Hurry! This won't last! Will consider payments.

 

        

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