Hi! You don't know me. I have no money, no job, no credit. I'm deeply in debt, too. So I need to make a lot of money real soon. Or else I'll be in a lot of trouble again. I've never been good with money. I've tried many times to stay within my budget. But that doesn't work for me.
So I've decided to become rich! I just attended a real estate seminar, so now I'm an expert in real estate. I'm on my way! But I need your help. I want to buy your house for nothing down. I'll give you no payments for 6 months. That should enable me to scrape up a little cash so I can make improvements to your house. I'll paint the front door, at least, so the house will look like new. That way it might be worth more when I sell it, so I can make a profit.
I'll take immediate possession. So if you're living in it now, I need you to move out immediately. Your house must be in a very good neighborhood, & in excellent condition. Purchase price of your house can be no higher than 50% of actual value, according to the formula taught at the real estate seminar. That way I should be able to turn a quick profit, & hopefully pay you after my expenses. Don't miss out on this outstanding deal! Hurry! I'm desperate!