Single male, 59, 5'5", 325 lbs. Yeah, I've got a little bit of a paunch. A spare tire around the middle. OK, a couple of spare tires. But it just means there's more of me to love! I'm looking for a very hot, young babe. Must be 18-22, thin with large breasts, in great shape, & drop dead gorgeous. Someone attractive enough to be a supermodel. But I'm very flexible, so you don't actually have to be one.
I'll pamper you in my single wide mobile home. It's in a nice, large, trailer park by the landfill. It's an older model. But it's clean inside & out. No trash on the lawn like the other trailers! And I've got cable TV! Why date a young, attractive guy who is only interested in you for your looks, when you can date me? Enjoy life at the top with me!