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Grieving Widow

Newly widowed woman, mourning the loss of another husband. He died right after we got married. Like all the others. Help me to overcome my grief. Help me to move on. I need a man who is very wealthy, & very generous, like my other husbands. Looks are not important. It's what you have that counts. No prenuptial agreements! Marriage is about love, not money. I'll even help you rewrite your will. I'm very good at that. I've rewritten several. You can trust me. The sooner you marry me, the sooner you'll receive your reward. Hurry!

 

        

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