Hi, guys! I'm the woman you've always dreamed of. I know it's a cliche, but I really am the woman of your dreams. The woman you've been looking for all your life. The ultimate sex goddess. And I've descended down into the realm of mere mortals to find a mate. Lucky you!
I'll be honest with you, though. I'm kind of a work in progress. But hey, perfection takes time! I look younger now because I just got my face lifted. No more wrinkles! Although it's very hard for me to make any facial expressions because of the botox injections. I really can't even form a smile, or anything else, really. But that doesn't mean that I'm not happy to be with you when you take me out on a date. I may look like I'm dead, but I'm not! Since I can't move my mouth much, I'm a good listener. I'll let you do all the talking. How's that for a change? Haven't you always wanted to date a woman who didn't do all the talking? It's hard for me to eat, too. But I can suck through a straw OK. Although I dribble sometimes.
My breasts are bigger now, too. Guys just love large breasts. And I've got them! Well, sort of. One of the breast implants got loose inside me, & it moves around a little. So I have to push it back up in place sometimes. I try to keep it mostly in the front, up in my chest area near the other implant. Although sometimes it has a will of its own, & I just let it wander around. But I'll be having another surgery soon, hopefully. If not, I can always go back to just stuffing my bra.
So stop dreaming, guys! Here I am. A true goddess. A work of art. A work in progress, anyway. And I can be yours if you'll just contact me. I'm the woman of your dreams.