Oh, dear. You're serious! You DO have a complaint! Goodness, gracious sakes alive! This is terrible. Just terrible.
OK, forwarding you now to the Complaints Department. But it's not too late to change your mind! You can still click the Normal button. Hurry, before it's too late!
You will be forwarded automatically. Please be patient. If you have not been forwarded by 1 hour from now, then please click the Complaints button.