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December 10, 2009

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Welcome! You're here because you need comedy & humor. And you've come to the right place. This is the site for those who take their comedy seriously. For those who know that humor is as important as oxygen. The comedy here isn't just ordinary. It's comedy with a sense of humor. Here, highly unusual, laughter inducing material is created & isolated. This raw material is then squeezed & purified into the funniest, most potent comedy & humor material possible. What's left is comedy that's absolutely PURE. Along with byproducts: Hilarious humor, & seriously funny parodies. As well as Free Movies. The humor style here is usually unusual. And sometimes quite bizarre. Or just mildly weird. But always funny. Hopefully. Because what would be the point of funnyless comedy & humor? Here, YOU are the most important part of this website. This is YOUR free comedy site. This is your oasis in the desert. Your new HOME. The place to go for stress relief. You know that LAUGHTER is the best medicine. Well here you'll find plenty of medicine. So, friend, it's time for you to take your meds. ENJOY!

What's New

Warning! Once again this time of year, this website will now post 2 words that a small minority will find obscene. A few others will find these 2 words to be rude, obnoxious, insulting, and just plain disgusting. These 2 words will even cause a few to fly into a violent, murderous rage. And a few others will want to file a lawsuit in a desperate attempt to have these 2 words removed from public display. For those few who will react this way to these 2 words, you are warned NOT to read further. And if you do so, you do so at your own risk. However, the vast majority will accept these 2 words the way they were meant to be taken. And this website is not afraid to risk posting them. Here now are those 2 words. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Seriously! A safe & happy holiday season to all of you. Thanks for visiting!

This website has been transformed yet again, to a slightly more readable look & style.

Finally. They've been unleashed. And the world will never be the same again. It's a new, audio comedy feature. On the new, Free Audio page. Check out "Little Bastards 01: Unleashed." It's a free .mp3 download.

The new Free Audio page has been added.

Top 10 Trillian

This website is proud to be 1 of the Top 10 Trillian websites on the internet. It's an honor to be honored like this. And more than just a little exciting to be listed in the prestigious Top 10 Trillian List. Who voted, or how many voted, or whether anyone voted at all or not, isn't known. Whether there is actually a list of the top 10 trillion websites on the internet or not is also unknown. Whether anyone actually cares or not is also unknown. But it sure is exciting!

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This website is updated fairly often, so please be sure to bookmark this Home page. And come back as often as you can, so you can enjoy even more comedy & humor! Also, please tell your friends about TheComedySite. Pretty please with sugar on top? OK too much sugar may be bad for you. So, pretty please with fresh fruit & vegetables on top? Thanks!

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that is:
Usually unusual
Not funnyless
Laughter inducing
Seriously humorous
Bizarre parody humor

1st Free Audio feature
"Little Bastards 01: Unleashed"
They're here to stay

Who are they? WHAT are they? These & other questions may or may not be answered by this audio comedy feature. But why not check it out anyway? It's a free download.

This free audio comedy feature was released on May 12, 2009. It's a high quality, stereo .mp3, & is 7 minutes long. The file size is 7.4Mb.

 

        

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Website Updated

This website has been completely transformed & updated to a slightly newer look & style. The new, more refined, more readable look is due to the latest, cutting edge font creation technology. It utilizes advanced pixel graphics protocols & sophisticated computer procedures. This high technology also incorporates quantum mechanics, & possibly even molecular nanotechnology. In fact, it's even BEYOND high tech. It also utilizes the latest, cutting edge, theoretical physics. Especially hyperdimensional physics, in combination with time-space manipulation to produce the exciting, new pages you see before you. In this dimension, at least. Disclaimer: Those who are living in other dimensions may see a website that looks entirely different, or may see nothing at all. This website CANNOT be held responsible for extra-dimensional variations or fluctuations.

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to your life!

Why not make this year the best year ever? How? Simply by adding more comedy & humor to your life. Whether that means visiting this website more often. Or any other comedy site you like. Or reading a funny book, or looking at a funny calendar. Or watching a funny comedy movie. Or listening to a funny stand up comedian. Or just sharing a funny joke with a friend. You have everything to gain & nothing to lose by doing so. It doesn't matter HOW you add more comedy & humor to your life. Only that you DO it. It WILL make a difference! You can literally help change the world for the better. One smile at a time.

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This is a special section devoted exclusively to the Paranormal. Topics include: EVPs, or Electronic Voice Phenomena. Ghosts, & other supernatural entities. NDEs, or Near Death Experiences. Psychic phenomena, featuring this website's resident psychic. Ouija boards, which are just so much fun to play with. And Astral Travel, a way cool type of OBE.

 

        

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