Physical fitness is important to your health & longevity. But for many, it takes too much physical effort & discipline to continue an exercise program over a long period of time. Others are just too plain lazy to workout at all. For these individuals, there is now hope. The new, Super Astral Exercise System. This powerful, new workout system uses astral travel, also known as astral projection, to exercise. This is great news for those who hate to exercise! "Yes, it is," said the creator of this incredible, new system. "It means that you can enjoy the benefits of exercise, without any effort whatsoever. Instead of the old 'no pain, no gain' slogan, I call this my 'no pain, WITH gain' system. It's exercising without exercising."
So how does one exercise without exercising?
"It's very simple. You choose an appropriate exercise for your body to perform, like jogging in place, or a stationary bicycle. Then, you astral project out of your body, & relax. While relaxing in your astral state, you look back at your body & direct it to do the exercise. Since you're in the astral state, out of the body, you can watch your body exercising. But you won't FEEL anything. No pain, WITH gain. And you still gain the benefits of the exercise."
This is great news for lazy people!
"Absolutely! My astral exercise system takes NO effort. Lazy people have never had it so good. They can have their cake & eat it, too, so to speak."
Are the results as good as actually exercising?
"Yes, they are. Even more so, because anyone using my astral system is far more likely to keep exercising, even though the body is huffing & puffing. Plus, many people are alarmed at how bad they look when they're looking back at their own bodies, from out of the body. So they exercise all the more. Especially women, who are particularly obsessed with how they look, & are frequently shocked at how much weight they feel they need to lose."
Are there any problems to watch out for?
"Well, it's like anything else. You have to FOCUS. You don't want to tell your body to exercise, & then LEAVE. Many become bored & impatient with watching their body exercising. And at the same time, they're very excited about discovering their astral body, & the new abilities they have to travel anywhere they want. So they decide to fly away somewhere, thinking the body will continue to exercise in their absence. But when they return, they're disappointed to see the body just laying there, doing nothing. So they have to start all over."
Which exercises are best suited for your astral system?
"That's a very good question. It's always better to be safe than sorry. So I recommend an easy, indoor exercise, so you can really focus. And so you can keep your body safe from injuries. There are a few people who are very advanced with astral travel techniques, & who are able to have the body go outside & jog, for example. But this takes enormous focus, since you have to fly your astral body along at the precise speed your body is jogging. And you have to keep the body balanced perfectly, or it could take a tumble. This is very difficult to do, & I recommend that the vast majority should NOT attempt this. Because the moment you lose focus, the body collapses. And then you could have an injured body to return to."
This is much better than a diet.
"Yes, it certainly is! Diets are doomed to fail. Exercise is much better. But hard for many to begin, & even harder to continue. When people find out they can simply go OUT of the body, relax, & have their body exercise without feeling any of the strain, they get very excited. Everyone who's tried it just loves this exciting, new system. So to everyone who needs to exercise but isn't doing so, I say, 'Try exercising without exercising.' Now you have absolutely NO excuses not to! So get with it, all of you out there. Start exercising NOW! Use my powerful, new Super Astral Exercise System!"