Ghosts often haunt houses. Particularly, specific rooms. Like dark, damp cellars. Especially ones with lots of dark corners. Or bedrooms with large closets. However, one woman's startling encounters with a supernatural pervert in her own BATHROOM is a shocking account of paranormal perversion. "My husband & I had just purchased a house," she said. "Everything was fine. Until late, one night when I had to use the bathroom. It was only one week after we moved in. That's when it all started."
What happened?
"I was sitting on the toilet. When suddenly I looked up & saw this old man standing over me. Scared me half to death! He had this disgusting grin on his face. And I think he was actually drooling. But worst of all, he was totally naked! I mean, NUDE! He had NO clothes on. And he was waving a large, rubber thing back & forth. It was horrifying. Then suddenly, he disappeared. I saw a strange mist for a couple of seconds, which faded. I yelled for my husband, who came running into the bathroom. But he didn't see anything. And I realized that what I saw was a ghost."
Did this paranormal pervert ever return?
"Yes. Many times. Whenever I was in the bathroom. He would always wave that rubber thing at me, & grin at me. I've never felt so violated. I had no privacy! Don't ghosts have a code of conduct, or something? They shouldn't be haunting bathrooms! It's disgusting."
Was he always naked?
"Yes! That's what really got me. I mean, aren't ghosts supposed to wear CLOTHES? Couldn't he at least put some clothes on before haunting me? What a LOSER. Isn't he getting any on the other side? At least it wasn't a BIG threat. It must be really cold where he comes from."
Did you ever find out who this lewd, lecherous loser was?
"Well, we finally did some checking. We found out that an old porn shop owner used to live there, all alone. He accidentally killed himself when he slipped on a lubricated, rubber object & hit his head on the bathtub. I guess he drowned."
How are you & your husband coping now?
"I couldn't handle it anymore. We had to move out. And we've been trying to sell the house, but nobody wants to buy it. We might sue the real estate firm, though. I mean, aren't real estate agents supposed to DISCLOSE things like this? Isn't there a 'perverted ghost in the bathroom' disclosure law? I'm still disgusted by all of this."