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The field of paranormal studies is increasingly popular. In our everyday lives, we take so much for granted. Including the very nature of reality. However, there are many things that we would like to be able to explain, but are unable to do so with conventional science. These are unexplained phenomena. Not phenomenons, which is incorrect English. And they belong firmly in the paranormal category, since they clearly aren't what we regard as normal in our everyday lives. Paranormal phenomena is also known as supernatural phenomena. However, which is more normal? The normal reality we seem to experience every day, or paranormal reality? Could the paranormal actually be more normal than normal reality? What IS normal reality? What is abnormal reality? And why so many questions? Paranormal topics covered here include EVPs, or Electronic Voice Phenomena, which could be actual recordings of those who have died. Not to be confused with songs played backwards, or Erotic Voice Phenomena. Ghosts, which could be actual, physical manifestations of dead people. And actual Ghost Pictures. As opposed to indigestion, which can cause strange hallucinations more terrifying than any ghost. Astral Travel, or Astral Projection, which is a way cool type of OBE, or Out of Body Experience. Not to be confused with out of body experiences encountered with drug & alcohol abuse. And Ouija Boards, which are completely harmless , & fun to play with. As long as one is careful not to use them to summon dangerous entities from other dimensions. And, of course, this website's official Psychic, who has amazing abilities that are so powerful that you will be stupefied into a state of utter stupefaction! However, the most terrifying paranormal phenomenon of all, computer problems, especially those caused by a popular operating system, is beyond the scope of this paranormal section, & is far too frightening a topic to explore even here. |
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This page has been updated to a newer look, & some new material has been added. New versions of all 4 EVP audio clips here have been released! These are the actual, original recordings, & have been left unaltered. Also, they are all available now as free .mp3 downloads. These are voices from beyond the grave. And they have something to say. Do you dare listen to them? A brand new EVP audio clip. Obtained by a man who stopped for a potty break, & evidently forgot to do something important. Listen to the new Embarrassing Moment EVP clip. If you dare. The official psychic for this website has fully recovered from another, freak bathroom accident. She has recalled more vividly her Origins of my psychic powers. And has also strengthened her Proof of my psychic powers. Are her psychic powers real? Discover the truth for yourself! She has also updated her shocking predictions. Do you dare to read them? Do you really want to know what the future holds in store? Can you handle the truth? |
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Ghost Pictures: If a picture is worth a thousand words, & you believe that you can handle looking at pictures of the paranormal, then go to the Ghosts subsection. There you will see some truly shocking, terrifying ghost pictures. These are photographs of actual, supernatural entities. If you dare. |
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EVP audio clips: The EVP subsection has some very shocking EVP audio clips. These are frightening EVP recordings, & should be listened to by only the bravest of you. The EVP phenomenon is a regular topic on the very popular latenight radio show, "Coast To Coast AM with George Noory." Listen to them. If you're brave enough. |
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WARNING! Many of these paranormal stories, supernatural accounts, & EVP audio recordings are NOT for the faint of heart. They are NOT for those who are overly sensitive or squeemish. TheComedySite cannot be held responsible for any adverse physical, psychological, or paranormal reactions you may have as a result of reading them. By assuming the risk of exposing yourself, clothed or otherwise, to any of these paranormal accounts, you agree that the risk is yours, & yours alone, to assume. Clicking any of the buttons on this page means that you have agreed to assume any & all risk of adverse reactions, including any complications from those reactions, acute or chronic, whether of a normal or paranormal nature. It also means that you have agreed to hold TheComedySite blameless, harmless, riskless & irresponsible, should any adverse reactions actually take place. And finally, you agree that you have read, understood, & accepted these terms, ad infinitum, ad nauseum. |
 
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The paranormal: Remember, you have been warned. The choice of whether or not to read any of these paranormal stories & supernatural accounts, or to listen to any of the EVP audio clips here is yours, & yours alone. Only YOU can determine if you are able to handle the shocking, paranormal subject matter in these accounts. Only YOU can determine if you are able to handle the truth or not. If you believe that you can, then proceed under your own recognizance. But be cautious. And proceed carefully, & with due caution. The choice is yours. Can you handle the truth? | |
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Feel the fear! Paranormal topics can invoke FEAR, up to & including extreme terror. And fear can be SCARY. In fact, fear alone can be something to be afraid of. But feeling afraid is nothing to be ashamed of. It is simply a normal reaction to something that is scary. In fact, those who are NOT afraid of strange, paranormal subjects may actually be suffering from a false sense of courage. Suffering from the illusion of a LACK of fear, a twisted reaction of self deception. In essence, literally suffering from a fear of fear itself. So much so, that they are in total denial. Deep down inside the fear IS there. So just embrace it & accept it. That is the only way you can CONTROL your fear. By acknowledging it, & FEELING it. So proceed carefully & slowly. But proceed. Simply relax, & give in to it. Feel it. And do NOT be ashamed. Just feel it. Feel the fear. |