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Terrible Tragedy

This is a truly shocking prediction that is NOT for the faint of heart. It's also one that continues to haunt me, because it continues to repeat itself. And it continues to come TRUE. This ongoing vision is so terrifying, so startling, so overwhelmingly shocking, I almost can't bring myself to let others know about it! But I feel that it is my obligation as a psychic, my duty, to let others know about this ongoing nightmare, so they can be prepared for the tragedy to come. No, this doesn't involve the end of the world. It doesn't involve catastrophic destruction, or World War 3. No, this Terrible Tragedy vision is even worse than that! Brace yourself.

My nightmare vision occurred as it always does, right after drifting off to sleep in front of the TV. I saw strange, TV images which overlapped & melded together. I saw TV characters from popular TV shows crossing over into other TV shows where they were NOT supposed to be! They crossed over a dimensional threshold. The electromagnetic, space time border which separates every TV show from all of the others. These TV characters actually crossed over from one TV reality to another! It was very much a "Twilight Zone" moment. Almost like they had beamed over with a transporter, like in "Star Trek." They teleported into parallel, TV dimensions!

Shockingly, not only did these TV characters violate all known laws of interdimensional TV physics, but they became offensive. More than that, they became downright hostile to each other! They weren't just crossing over. They were INVADING other TV shows! They shouted obscenities at each other. Obscenities that I simply cannot repeat here. They also fought with each other! Brutally, savagely. Even worse, many TV characters that are loved by millions of TV viewers were KILLED! It was horrifying! Some were also tortured! One, terrifying scene in my vision really shook me up. I watched with horror as Jack Bauer from the popular TV show "24" tortured a few of my favorite cartoon characters to make them talk. He used a feather to tickle them all over! They were just innocent cartoon characters! And they didn't KNOW anything! Everyone knows there's nothing worse than tickle torture! As much as I love Jack Bauer, how could he DO that?

So what does all of this MEAN? The meaning of this terrible tragedy, this nightmare vision, is clear to me. I believe it to mean that the new TV season will debut some shows that will do so badly in the ratings, they will be pulled quickly. This means certain death for many TV characters who won't even be given a chance to live! These innocent characters will receive no mercy. Even worse, some popular TV shows that have been successful for the last, few years will suddenly take a turn for the worse. They will go down in the ratings, & will eventually fail! The cause will be due to some bad scripts. Don't TV producers realize that good TV shows need good TV characters? And that good TV characters need good writing?

Bad scripts are like bad maps. Sure, you'll move around a lot if you use a bad map. But you'll just go around in circles, & you'll only end up being totally lost. Bad scripts are like bad gasoline, with lots of water in it. Sure, your vehicle might start. But it'll run like crap, if it can go anywhere at all. Bad scripts are like bad blueprints. Sure, you might be able to construct a building. But it'll be a death trap, & will fall apart in the slightest breeze. Producers who use bad scripts would be better off hiring kindergarten students to write them. And it would only cost the producers a box of crayons! But I digress.

The cancellation of these TV shows will be a terrifying, horrible event for millions of innocent TV viewers. And they will suffer tremendously as a result! It will feel like having a part of themselves ripped out, leaving nothing but emptiness & sorrow. Their lives will become truly dismal, & they will never again be the same. Millions of TV viewers will have lives that are not even worth living! To all of them, all I can say is this: You must have hope! Because those without hope are hopeless. And you will survive! You must go on living, even though there may not be any reason to! Tomorrow will come. Maybe.

 

        

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