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Super All Weather Kit

You'll be able to drive anywhere, in ANY kind of weather, & on even the roughest terrain, with this high tech kit. Installs easily with the included, step by step instructions. Just push a button to activate any of the following features:

1) Tire spikes. Far better than studded tires or tire chains. Extends dozens of 3 inch spikes outward from your tires. You'll be able to drive right over even the worst snow or ice without slipping. Not for use on paved roads without snow or ice, since severe road damage will occur.

2) Harpoon. If you're totally stuck, just aim this handy device at a tree or other nearby object, or at the ground if nothing else, & fire. Powerful, explosive charge will fire this large, very sharp harpoon at high speed. Harpoon will pierce any kind of material, even steel, & is attached to a cable. After the harpoon has been fired, simply activate the included winch, & the cable will pull you free! Extreme caution is advised. If used improperly, severe property damage, injury or death can occur. Do not fire harpoon at other vehicles or at people.

3) Rocket boosters. When you have no traction whatsoever, these powerful rockets will keep you from going into the ditch, or will propel you out of it. These are high tech rocket boosters that you attach to the sides & rear end of your vehicle. Simply aim the included joystick in the direction you want to go & fire up the rockets. Six, powerful rocket boosters will propel you out of harm's way. You will slide right over any snow or ice just like a high speed rocket sled! Not approved for use under ordinary driving conditions. For emergency use only, not for fun & games. Do not fire rockets for longer than 5 seconds, or a completely uncontrolled vehicle moving at aircraft velocity will result, putting you in an extremely dangerous, potentially life threatening situation.

With this kit, you will eagerly look forward to driving in even the worst conditions, in the heaviest snow & thickest ice. You will laugh in the face of danger, & smile confidently as you drive past others who are stuck. Use this kit together with the Super Deicer Kit for the ultimate in automotive safety & mobility! Special price when ordering both kits at the same time. Order now, laugh later!

 

        

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