What is the scariest thing in the world? Angry gang members armed to the teeth, about to kill you? Terrorists? Earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, forest fires? Ghosts, demons, vampires, & other supernatural phenomena? Losing your job, your house, your significant other? Paying bills? Your computer crashing? Or showing the blue screen of death? Network TV? No, as bad as all of those scary things are, there is one thing that ranks far above anything else. Something much scarier. Something far more terrifying & horrifying than the worst nightmare. It's called Toilet Terror. And it can occur whenever you have to do the unthinkable, which is flushing a toilet.
Toilet Terror is the psychological term for fear of an overflowing toilet. Which can happen when your toilet gets plugged up, & instead of things going down, they go in the opposite direction. The wrong direction. They go UP. Right up toward you. As though the things in your toilet know where you are, & they're coming to get you. It's a rare occurence. But when it does happen, you wish it hadn't. It's your worst nightmare come to life. It's bad enough that you have business to do in the bathroom. But to add insult to injury, you have to be right there, up close & personal. You have to run the risk of Toilet Terror.
But now there's no need to abuse yourself any longer. No need to subject yourself to that disgusting indignity & horrifying stress. With the amazing, Super Flush Remote Control Toilet, you can evacuate the premises, & be far away from that terrifying nightmare. And still take care of business. Once you are safely out of harm's away, out of the bathroom, you simply click the Flush button on the remote control. And this incredible toilet will flush, as you relax far away from the danger zone. This amazing toilet has the following features:
1) 3000 foot range. Enables you to flush even from outside your house! If you are really worried, you can even flush it from the neighbor's house, or from down the street. Or just hop in your vehicle & go for a drive around the block while you flush.
2) High tech sensors. Water level sensors monitor the action, & regulate it. At the first sign of danger, if the toilet begins to get plugged up & the water level starts to rise, the system automatically drops the toilet seat down, seals the toilet bowl, & activates the following, advanced functions.
3) Extremely high pressure. With the toilet bowl completely sealed, a powerful air pump then pressurizes it to an extremely high level. This alone is usually sufficient to force the contents down & out. The Super Flush is manufactured with extra thick, heavy duty materials to prevent it from exploding because of the high pressure.
4) High speed water nozzles. These are powerful water jets that spray water at extremely high velocity. These jets are powerful enough to cut through steel! This reduces the contents inside the toilet bowl to tiny bits, & speeds up the flushing motion to a very high velocity. The water flows around so fast, it partially vaporizes!
5) Sonic blaster. As if that isn't enough, the Super Flush goes the extra mile to guarantee the permanent & complete destruction of any toilet bowl contents. A high tech, sonic wave blaster pulverizes everything into barely visible microbits using hypersonic sound waves. The hostile, would be invaders in your toilet are forever & completely terminated, with extreme prejudice. The Super Flush then depressurizes the toilet bowl, & pops the seat up. This lets you know that the flushing cycle was completed successfully. The final stage, the deoderizer, is then activated.
6) Toilet deoderizer. Eliminates the 2nd scariest thing in the world. The lingering aftermath. The toxic odor that remains hanging in the air after flushing a toilet. Like a poisonous gas attack that can make you drop to the floor in agony. It's called Toilet Fallout. And it can be lethal. It's as though the former contents of the toilet have come back from the dead to exact revenge. But with the Super Flush, even Toilet Fallout is history. After the flushing cycle is completed, concentrated aromatic essences are sprayed at high pressure. You can return to your bathroom right after flushing, confident that you will be greeted with the sweet smell of your choice. You can choose from several, mouthwatering aromas: Barbecue, Hot Fudge Sunday, Beer, Celery, & Campfire Smoke.
The Super Flush Remote Control Toilet will forever eliminate your worst nightmare: Toilet Terror. Along with the 2nd scariest thing in the world: Toilet Fallout. Never again will you have to live a life filled with stress & fear. Never again will you be victimized in your own bathroom. With the Super Flush, you will eagerly look forward to spending large amounts of time in the bathroom. With a smile on your face. Order this incredible toilet today for the ultimate in bathroom safety!