So you want to go hunting. And you want to be in full compliance with the latest standards & regulations established by the government for hunting wear. But you don't want to look stupid! And you don't want to look dull & boring, either. This is what you need. This is the hunting vest for those who want nothing less than the very best! This way cool hunters' vest has the following features:
1) Bright, neon orange with pink trim. This makes a bold, powerful fashion statement, & lets the world know that you're a hunter to be reckoned with. The front & back of the vest sports a large, glow in the dark 'X' that can be seen from a mile away. So other hunters will know not to shoot, because you're a human being, not deer or game.
2) Maximum number of tiny bells. Unlike other brands, this vest has far more than the government mandated minimum number of 100 bells. A staggering number of 300 tiny bells sewn into this vest makes the loudest possible noise whenever you move, thereby alerting other hunters to your presence. Can be heard from up to a mile away.
3) Dozens of very bright LEDs. Also sewn into this incredible vest are dozens of ultrabright LEDs. These are high tech, shock proof, bright white LEDs that can be seen from up to 2 miles away at night! Special blinking mode for foggy conditions & nights that are darker than normal. Low power consumption means you'll never have to worry about not being lit up, even on long hunting trips. Requires 12 'D' cell batteries, included!
4) 24 large pockets. With a can of beer in each pocket, this vest can carry 24 cans of beer. A full case! So you'll never have to worry about running out of beer at the worst possible moment.
This way cool hunting vest comes in 2, exciting shades of bright, neon orange. Please specify either Psychadelic Orange or Psychotic Orange when ordering. Also, be sure to specify the size. Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, or Unbelievably Large. The Unbelievably Large size also doubles as a tent for 4 adults.