What? You clicked the NO! button AGAIN? Did you really mean to do it again? Why?! If you would like to reconsider, you must agree to any ONE or more of the following reasons:
01) I was still afraid to get hurt by extreme, uncontrollable fits of laughter. But I've decided not to let fear prevent me from doing something I want to do. And I want to laugh. So I'm finally ready to take the risk now, & agree to hold TheComedySite blameless & irresponsible for any injuries I may suffer.
02) I still wasn't sure who I was, & was hoping I could use this website under someone else's recognizance. But I couldn't find anyone to do it for me. So I agree to use this site under my own recognizance, even though I may or may not know who I am. I may also have been temporarily overcome by a sudden burst of insanity again. But I took my medication, & am of sound mind now. Unless I'm not.
03) I'm a deadly serious person who never laughs, because it's inappropriate in this world of pain, & nothing is funny. So I find any comedy & humor to be unsuitable & objectionable. I much prefer to read long, boring, legal documents for entertainment. But I'm very bored at the moment, & have nothing else to do. So I'll stay here a little longer just to satisfy my curiosity, & I agree to use my own discretion.
04) I clicked the NO! button again out of curiosity. I just wanted to see what would happen again. But now my curiosity is fully satisified. And I realize that was the wrong thing to do. So now I very much want to read, & agree to, your terms of service.
05) I clicked the NO! button again by mistake. It was another accident. I didn't mean to do it again. But I'm accident prone, & I make lots of mistakes. It all started with my childhood, but that's a long story. I am now totally overwhelmed by sorrow, guilt, & feelings of inadequacy. Again, I am deeply & profoundly sorry, & I ask for forgiveness.
If any ONE of these reasons why you clicked the NO! button again is correct, then click the YES! button to agree. If not, click NO!