What? You clicked the NO! button AGAIN? Did you really mean to do it again? Why?! If you would like to reconsider, you must agree to any ONE or more of the following reasons:
01) I was still operating heavy machinery, but am finally done. Even though it's a dangerous thing to do while enjoying a comedy website & laughing, I had to do it anyway. It was fun. And I've done enough damage. Which is funny, too.
02) I was still being coerced to use this website against my own, free will. I was forced by my sadistic captors to surf your website for days. But they finally let me go. Finally. What day is this? Anyway, I'm here now of my own, free will. I think.
03) I clicked the NO! button this time out of curiosity. I just wanted to see what would happen. But now my curiosity is fully satisified. And I realize that was the wrong thing to do. So now I very much want to read, & agree to, your terms of service.
04) I clicked the NO! button again by mistake. It was another accident. I didn't mean to do it again. But I'm accident prone, & I make lots of mistakes. It all started with my childhood, but that's a long story. I am now totally overwhelmed by sorrow, guilt, & feelings of inadequacy. Again, I am deeply & profoundly sorry, & I ask for forgiveness.
If any ONE of these reasons why you clicked the NO! button again is correct, then click the YES! button to agree. If not, click NO!