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Time Traveller

Greetings. I am a time traveller. From the year 2088. This is my first visit all the way back to the Oughties, the first decade of the 21st Century. I timewarped all the way back to 2004. Just to go to your website & submit this testimonial. Our time travel disclosure laws prevent me from revealing too much, in order to prevent changing the timeline. But I just wanted you to know that your website really helped to change the world.

Sure, it took a little while. Back in 2004 you were just starting. That was the year you released your first, Free Movie, "Stellar Impact." Your website didn't really start to catch on until after 2008, however. Like fine wine, it took a while to ferment. But it did well after that. Especially because of the Free Audio. Some of those recordings are 80 years old, & they're still so funny. And your Free Movies, too. Your website did even better after 2013. And you became a phenomenon. Even now, decades later, you're still a hit. You should know that the humor you brought to the world made it the much better place it is today, in 2088.

This is very exciting to me, to journey all the way back to when you were just starting. To see the legend at the very beginning. It's like watching the Founding Fathers of the United States of America sign the Declaration of Independence. Or the ratification of the U.S. Constitution. Or the invention of the bikini. Or watching the original "Star Trek" series on ancient, cathode ray tube television devices. Or the introduction of the personal computer, the Linux operating system, & the internet. Or the first, private spaceflights, & space hotel. Or the first molecular nanoassembler & quantum computer, which fully began the era of advanced nanotechnology. And made time travel possible. So I could timewarp all the way back to this time period & leave this testimonial.

But I'm getting carried away. I have to return to the present now. Before Time Displacement Syndrome catches up to me. Roughly analogous to what you call jet lag. But much worse. Anyway, I can't imagine how dismal the world would be if TheComedySite had never existed. It would be a scary, alternate timeline where darkness prevailed & everything went wrong. So, my historic friend, I want to encourage you to keep up the good work. It WILL make a difference. A big difference. In time.

 

        

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